Used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere.  Not
too many people came to the bar, so he was trying to think of a good
gimmick to get people to come.  It so happened he was watching T.V. at
the time and the parade for the circus was on.  As the elephants went
by he remembered reading somewhere that elephants don't laugh.

He went down to the circus and inquired about buying an elephant.  It
just so happen that there was an elderly elephant bull that the circus
was planning to retire.  After agreeing on a price, the man bought the
elephant.

Back at the bar the man put a large jar on the bar with a sign reading:
"Make the elephant laugh, $5.00 a shot, win $5,000."

Well, a lot of people thought they could make the elephant laugh, and
soon the jar was almost full.

Then one night a man walked in and said to the bar owner, "I hear you
will give any one who can make the elephant laugh $5,000."

"Yeah, he's out back"

After about five minutes tremendous, deep, thundering laughter could
be heard coming from behind the bar.  Every one in the bar raced back
to see what was going on.  When they got there the elephant was
LAUGHING!!!  The man could not believe his eyes.  But, a bet was a
bet after all and he paid the stranger who had made the elephant
laugh.

A few weeks later and the elephant was still laughing.  The bar owner
could not stand it any more so he put a sign on the bar reading:

"Make the elephant cry, $5.00 a shot, win $5,000."

Again, a lot of people tried and tried, but they could not get the
elephant to stop laughing.  Finally the man who had gotten the
elephant to laugh in the first place walked in.  Upon seeing
the sign, he inquired if anybody had had any luck in stopping the
elephant from laughing.  Seeings as no one had, he once more went
back behind the bar to see the elephant.

In less than a minute a wail of grief cascaded over the bar.  All
the patrons ran out to see what was up.  The elephant had huge tears
running down its cheeks.  Once again a bet was a bet and the bar
owner paid the man.  Before the man could leave, the bar owner asked
how he had gotten the elephant to laugh and then to cry.

"Easy." said the man, "When I first went back there I told him my dick
was bigger than his.  And now I just proved it."

 

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